Because About 8 Inches isn’t subtle.
It’s intentional.
It’s designed to make you pause, smirk, and ask yourself:

“…wait - what is this?”

Good.
You’re already in.

So go on - laugh, think twice, lean in closer.
You’re seeing the logo first.
The rest?
You’ll find out soon enough.

And trust us… once you’ve had About 8 Inches in your life,
you won’t go back.

Coming soon.
And yes…..we know exactly how that sounds.